“Why, hello, Geoffrey. Good morning isn’t it?”

“Why, yes, Montgomery. So it is, so it is. However, I am feeling a might bit peckish.”

“Well, now, we can’t be having that, can we? How about we go out for a smidgen of brains?”

“That would be lovely, wouldn’t it? Oh, and capitalism. Let’s get some capitalism, as well.”

“Now, now, Geoffrey, we have plenty of capitalism. How ‘bout we share a bit with our neighbors?”

“Jolly good, jolly good, quite spiffing indeed.”

*klink, klink, KRISH!*

And, thus, freed from their glassy prison, two turtles of a most unusual sort set forth into the world. Their journey is filled with hope. Their journey is one of good will. Their journey is fueled by brains. For they are:

ZOMBIE TURTLES!